Bride of Frankenstein this is not, it's better! Dr. West is back and this time he's building people! I'm excited because the sequal surpasses the original! We all know how rare this is and a cheesy horror movie of all things has done the nearly impossible!!!
Basic premise is eight months after the first movie ended, Dr. West and Dr. Cain (his assistant with a conscious) have decided to put a body together, to create life not merely re-animate life. They take the heart of Cain's dead girlfriend who died at the end of the first movie, and build a body using parts they take from the hospital morgue where they both work. Honestly, who cares about the plot, this is about crazy amounts of fake blood and demented creatures West desisgns, like a dog with a human hand, or four fingers with an eye ball. His re-animator juice brings cells back to life so as long as they are touching, a new life is created!!! Oh, it gets better. The headless doctor from the first movie returns and he uses his pyschic ability to get even with Dr. West and to cap it all off he finds a way to fly. A flying headless man, how does anyone not want to see this movie?
Bride of Re-animator is vastly superior to the 3rd installment which came out in 2003. It is also better than many of the new gore porns (Saw, Hostel) because the blood isn't realistic so it lacks the cringe/sadistic factor. It is best enjoyed with a friend mocking it every inch of the way but if you are alone, it's still fucking great. It is predictable and rarely scary (if ever) but it is cum your pants fantastic.
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