Yankees or Jury Duty, which one sucks?

The Yankees suck, let me count the ways.  It isn't that they suck, it's precisely the opposite, they don't suck, that bothers me.  The argument can be made that they don't know how to play fundemental baseball, that they are a bunch of juiced up cavemen, but NO!  I will not make those arguments.  They suck because they beat my team, the TWINS! and they are a bunch of juiced of neanderthals (except Derek Jeter, that man is an all around good player;  They suck because they refused to lose thus causing their game to go into extra innings, thus preempting House.  Shame on them for wanting to win.  You know what they say about people who like to win?  They're Yankee fans.
I have jury duty tomorrow and while I need to be up at 7am and face a few days of sitting in a courtroom, I am none the less excited about participating in democracy.  All citizens should look forward to the day when they can serve their country, especially when a gun isn't needed. 
To sum myself up, the Yankees are bad, Derek Jeter (how ever much I hate him) is good, and so is jury duty.