Wine. I had my first glass of wine (and alcohol in general) a few days ago. I had two cups. I didn't feel right for 36 hours. It was also a cheap port wine that I used in the roast (which I posted a few days ago) The moral of this story: If one is going to drink, they should be a drinker.
Unemployment: If one is going to be unemployed, they should have a nest egg to fall back in case of emergency. Nothing big, just a month or two of rent to allow for a job search. Why do I know this? Because I too am in the job hunting business. Job Service of ND, we're about to get real aquainted.
Dirty underwear: They lead to rashes in bad places. I'm not speaking from personal experience but it seems like good advice for those of us who like to remain rash free.
Marcus Theaters: The movie chain has raised their rates to $6.50 for a matinee and a kidney for an evening show I'm not saying they should be avoided forever, just as long as it takes for the anger at their rake hits to simmer down. They have no competition in Fargo so the populace is at their mercy. If one were to propose a boycott, I would not be opposed. If one were to encourage movie fans to go to Safari 7, the cheap theater, again, I would not be opposed.
Greenland: If I were a super villain, that's where I'd be. One can never be too careful.
New York Yankees: A team of super villains that are impervious to the hatred of everyone outside of Manhattan. Oh Lex Luthor, wherefore art thou?
Astro-psychology and Tyra Banks: A person who bases her therapy on astrological signs should have their right to think, revoked, since they clearly are abusing the privalige, and Tyra Banks for letter this woman on her show and give dating advice.
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